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The Funniest 'Wedding Crashers' Quotes

Vote up your favorite movie quotes from ‘Wedding Crashers.’

In 2005, the best  Wedding Crashers  quotes showed this was a very different kind of comedy than what audiences usually got at the time. R-rated romps weren't exactly known for being box office gold, but  Wedding Crashers  found an audience and took it all the way to the bank. Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn turned out to be quite the comedic duo. 

The film about two friends who crash weddings and end up falling for two bridesmaids is still an enjoyable watch to this day with plenty of hilarious and famous lines that are instantly quotable. But which one of these  Wedding Crashers  quotes is the best? You get to help decide with your votes.

Which funny  Wedding Crashers  lines are your favorites? With the likes of Vince Vaughn, Owen Wilson, and Isla Fisher on this list, you can be certain you'll crack a smile as you vote on these quotes. 

The Meat Loaf

Chazz Reinhold: Mom! The meat loaf! F*ck!

Claire Cleary: True love is the soul's recognition of its counterpoint in another.

In The Trenches Taking Grenades

Jeremy Grey: I hope you flip your bike over and knock your two front teeth out! You selfish son of a b*tch! You leave me in the trenches taking grenades, John!

I'd Find You

Gloria Cleary: My father warned me about people like you Jeremy, I'm just another notch on your belt.

Jeremy Grey: What are you talking about? It's not like that.

Gloria Cleary:  Then what's it like Jeremy?

Jeremy Grey: No wait! I just feel very strongly that we're starting only to express ourselves in a physically sexual specifically way and I just want to play some catch-up on finding who's inside here.

Gloria Cleary: Jeremy, you're amazing.

Jeremy Grey: I think you're amazing

Gloria Cleary: Don't ever leave me.

Jeremy Grey: Ever.

Gloria Cleary: Good. Because I'd find you.

Jeremy Grey: Share that with the Dalai Lama, jacka**!

Stage Five Clinger

Jeremy Grey: I've been looking all over for you. I got to get outta here, pronto. I got a stage five clinger.

John Beckwith:  No, no, I need more time.

Jeremy Grey:  Did you hear what I just said to you. Stage five, virgin, clinger. Let's go I'm gonna start the car. I'm serious, let's go... I don't think you're appreciating the urgency here. Not only is she a virgin, she's totally off the reservation. I'm terrified of this broad.

William Cleary: Well, the guy wants to run for president, he thinks Moby Dick is a venereal disease.

Play Like A Champion

Jeremy Grey: How many times you gonna do this sh*t? Rule #32: You don't commit to a relative unless you're absolutely positive they have a pulse.

John Beckwith: Rule #16: Give me an up-to-date family tree. That was your mistake. You made me look like an idiot.

Jeremy Grey: Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion!

Janice: I've got the perfect girl for you!

Jeremy Grey:  Janice, I apologize to you if I don't seem real eager to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there, you're wondering do I have food on my face, am I eating, am I talking too much, are they talking enough, am I interested, I'm not really interested, should I play like I'm interested but I'm not that interested but I think she might be interested but do I want to be interested but now she's not interested? So all of the sudden I'm getting, I'm starting to get interested... And when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door cause then it's awkward, it's like well goodnight. Do you do like that a**-out hug? Where you like, you hug each other like this and your a** sticks out cause you're trying not to get too close or do you just go right in and kiss them on the lips or don't kiss them at all? It's very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you're just really wondering are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions? Perhaps play a little game called "just the tip." Just for a second, just to see how it feels. Or, ouch, ouch you're on my hair.

Janice: Okay...

Jeremy Grey: Okay, can you, can you put that so he can't see it? Thank you. Hey, Janice... great talk.

Girls With Hats

John Beckwith: Don't waste your time on girls with hats. They tend to be very proper.

Jeremy Grey: Yeah? Well, the proper girl in the hat just eye-f*cked the sh*t out of me.

John Beckwith: Why don't you say it a little louder? I don't think the priest heard you.

I Call It 'Celebration'

Todd Cleary: I made you a painting. I call it "Celebration." It's sexual and violent. I thought you might like it.

10 Percent Of Our Hearts

John Beckwith: You know how they say we only use 10 percent of our brains? I think we only use 10 percent of our hearts.

The Painting Was a Gift

Todd Cleary: Jeremy tried to seduce me! I want my painting back!

Jeremy Grey: The painting was a gift, Todd. I'm taking it with me.

Rollin' a Fatty

Jeremy Grey: Does anyone know what this here is used for?

Little Boy: Rollin' a fatty?

Jeremy Grey: No... Not for... Where'd you learn that?

Kill Some Birds

Jeremy Grey: Wow. Mr. Environmental is also a hunter. That's got to be an interesting combination.

Sack Lodge: I hunt quail, Jeremy. They're overpopulated in this region and they're decimating the grubworm population. You got a f*cking problem with that?

Jeremy Grey: Not nearly as much as I do with the attire that you have on, or just your general point of view towards everybody. But let's go kill some birds. I'm psyched.

Call Me 'Kitty Kat'

Kathleen Cleary: I just had my t*ts done. You like 'em?

John Beckwith:  Those... seem like lovely t*ts.

Kathleen Cleary: William doesn't give a sh*t about my t*ts.

John Beckwith: Well, darn him. But Mrs. Cleary, this is pretty sudden...

Kathleen Cleary: Oh, you been playing "Cat and Mouse" with me ever since you came here.

John Beckwith: Mrs. Cleary, I don't...

Kathleen Cleary: Call me Kat.

John Beckwith: Okay, Kat.

Kathleen Cleary: Call me "Kitty Kat".

John Beckwith: Okay, Kitty Kat. This feels borderline inappropriate.

Kathleen Cleary: Feel them.

John Beckwith: What?

Kathleen Cleary: I said feel them!

John Beckwith: Mrs. Cleary...

Kathleen Cleary: Kitty Kat.

John Beckwith: I'm sorry, Kitty Kat, are you out of your f*cking mind?

Kathleen Cleary: I'm not letting you out of this room until you feel them.

[John feels her boobs. Kathleen moans softly.]

John Beckwith: Wow, they feel really nice. Real orb-like. It's amazing what they can do...

[Kathleen shudders and puts her blouse back on.]

Kathleen Cleary: Pervert!

First Asian

Jeremy Grey: Completely different situation. She was a very, very family-oriented girl. And very into her grandmother.

John Beckwith: Yeah.

Jeremy Grey:  That was my first Asian!

Touch Football

John Beckwith: What are you doing? It's a game of touch, every time I look over you're on your a** again.

Jeremy Grey: If I had an air in my lungs, I'd scream at you.

John  Beckwith:  Oh now you're going to blame me because you're not athletic enough to stay on your own two feet?

Jeremy Grey: I hate you.

Sorry I'm Late

John Beckwith: Sorry I'm late.

Jeremy Grey: No problem.

John Beckwith: I'm sorry I called you white trash.

Jeremy Grey: Apology accepted.

John Beckwith: And I'm sorry I called you hillbilly. I don't even know what that means.

Jeremy Grey: John, it's Okay. Do you mind if I get married now?

Her Boyfriend Just Died

Chazz Reinhold: Yeah, her boyfriend just died. Dude died in a hang-gliding accident! What an idiot! "Aaaahhh, I'm hang-gliding! Take a good picture, honey, I'm dead!"

Crabcakes and Football

Flip: Yeah! Crabcakes and Football. That's what Maryland does!

Faithful for Two of Them

John Beckwith: How long have you and the Secretary been married?

Kathleen Cleary: 30 years next April.

John Beckwith: That's beautiful.

Kathleen Cleary: Yeah. And we were faithful for two of them.

Love Doesn't Exist

John Beckwith: [To children] Love doesn't exist, that's what I'm trying to tell you guys. And I'm not picking on love, 'cause I don't think friendship exists either.

It's Not Halloween

John Beckwith:  It's the first quarter of the big game and you wanna toss up a hail Mary? I'd like to be pimps from Oakland or cowboys from Arizona but it's not Halloween. Grow up, Peter Pan! Count Chocula! Look, we've been to a million weddings and you know what? We've rocked them all.

Go Comatose

Mr. Kroeger: That's it! Go comatose for me, baby.

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Jane Seymour says Owen Wilson had reservations about their racy Wedding Crashers scene

Just call her Kitty Cat.

In the latest episode of PeopleTV's Couch Surfing , Jane Seymour reminisces about her time playing the seductive matriarch Kathleen Cleary in Wedding Crashers alongside Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn .

"I happen to love this movie. I think it has to be one of the funniest movies ever," she says of the film. Seymour explains that fans stop her all the time to ask her to do her "Kitty Cat" or "motorboat," referring to the unforgettable moment in the film when she seduces Wilson's character, hisses at him, and makes him touch her breasts.

And while the scene was in the script, her hiss was not. "I did that in the audition, it wasn't scripted," she says. "That was my addition to the role. I think that's what got me the role."

When it came time to shoot the scene, though, it was Wilson who was a bit nervous. "For Owen it was a little bit embarrassing," Seymour says. "He did have to put his hands on my breasts, and he looked at me like, 'Oof, how do you feel about this?' And I said, 'Well, Jane Seymour might have a problem [with it], but Kitty Cat doesn't." Meow.

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About Wedding Crashers

• Released in 2005
• Directed by David Dobkin
• Produced by New Line Cinema

Wedding Crashers Scenes

• You Shut Your Mouth
• Just the Tip
• Wedding Montage
• Hell of a Season
• I'm a Cocksman
• Death You Are My Bitch Lover
• Jeremy Seduces Gloria
• Claire's Toast
• Stage 5 Virgin Clinger
• That Was My First Asian
• No More Bodily Fluids
• Crab Cakes and Football
• I'd Find You
• I Don't Even Wear a Belt
• Sea Otter Story
• Holy Shirts and Pants
• Those are Lovely Tits
• Mom Make You Feel Her Tits?
• Grandma's Kind of Mean
• You Do the Math
• Todd and Jeremy in Bed
• Midnight Rape or the Gay Art Show
• Starboard's This Way
• Let's Go Kill Some Birds
• Jeremy Gets Shot
• I Hope You Flip Your Bike
• Randolph and Sack
• The Beach Scene
• Engagement Announcement
• I Wasn't A Virgin
• Jeremy and the Priest
• John Loves Claire
• Good News Travels Fast
• That Painting Was a Gift
• John's Plan
• Sack Fights John
• Rule Number 5 - You're an Idiot
• Jeremy and Gloria Get Engaged
• Claire Bear
• Light Reading
• Ma, Meatloaf
• Funeral Scene
• Preview of Marriage to Ike Turner
• Final Scene

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Jeremy Grey

John Beckwith

Grandma Mary Cleary

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Wedding Crashers

• Jeremy Grey : I didn't get a lot of sleep last night.
• John Beckwith : Soft mattress?
• Jeremy Grey : Yeah, it could have been the soft mattress. Or the midnight rape. Or the nude gay art show that took place in my room. One of those probably added to the lack of sleep.
• John Beckwith : You know how they say we only use 10 percent of our brains? I think we only use 10 percent of our hearts.
• John Beckwith : Don't waste your time on girls with hats. They tend to be very proper.
• Jeremy Grey : Yeah? Well, the proper girl in the hat just eye-fucked the shit out of me.
• [ people in the next row turn round and stare at Jeremy ]
• John Beckwith : Why don't you say it a little louder? I don't think the priest heard you.
• Jeremy Grey : Wow. Mr. Environmental is also a hunter. That's got to be an interesting combination.
• Sack Lodge : I hunt quail, Jeremy. They're overpopulated in this region and they're decimating the grubworm population. You got a fucking problem with that?
• Jeremy Grey : Not nearly as much as I do with the attire that you have on, or just your general point of view towards everybody. But let's go kill some birds. I'm psyched.
• John Beckwith : I'd like to be pimps from Oakland or cowboys from Arizona but it's not Halloween. Grow up Peter Pan, Count Chocula.
• Chazz Reinhold : Mom! The meat loaf! Fuck!
• Todd Cleary : Jeremy tried to seduce me! I want my painting back!
• Jeremy Grey : The painting was a gift, Todd. I'm taking it with me.
• [ in a speech at Christina's wedding, quoting what John has just told her ]
• Claire Cleary : True love is the soul's recognition of its counterpoint in another.
• Jeremy Grey : I hope you flip your bike over and knock your two front teeth out! You selfish son of a bitch! You leave me in the trenches taking grenades, John!
• John Beckwith : Claire's mom just made me grab her hooters.
• Jeremy Grey : Well snap out of it! What, a hot older women made you feel her cans? Stop crying like a little girl.
• John Beckwith : I wasn't crying like a little girl.
• Jeremy Grey : Why don't you try getting jacked off under the table in front of the whole damn family and have some real problems, jackass. Hey, what were they like anyway? They looked pretty good, are they real? Are they built for speed or comfort? What'd you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat?
• [ makes sputtering motorboat noise ]
• Jeremy Grey : You motorboatin son of a bitch! You old sailor you! Where is she? She still in the house?
• John Beckwith : What's wrong with you?
• Jeremy Grey : What do you mean "what's wrong with me?" What's wrong with you?
• John Beckwith : No, what's wrong with you?
• Jeremy Grey : No, what's wrong with you? You're projecting!
• John Beckwith : Drop it.
• Jeremy Grey : You drop it! You stop projecting on me! Why don't you go enjoy yourself while I go ice my balls and spit up blood.
• John Beckwith : Drop it!
• [ starts walking away ]
• Jeremy Grey : Team player!
• Jeremy Grey : Todd, I notice you haven't even touched your food yet.
• Todd Cleary : I don't eat meat or fish.
• Grandma Mary Cleary : He's a homo.
• John Beckwith : Claire! Will you wait just a second? All I wanted is was a second alone with you so I could explain things. But I've never gotten that chance. Maybe I don't deserve it, so here goes. For longer than I care to remember, my business has been crashing weddings. I crashed weddings to meet girls. Business was good. I met a *lot* of girls. It was childish and it was juvenile.
• Claire Cleary : And pathetic.
• John Beckwith : Yeah. That's probably the best word to describe it. But you know what? It also led me to you, so it's hard for me to completely regret it. And that person that you met back at your folks' place? That was really me. Maybe not my name, I'm John Beckwith by the way. Or my job. But the feelings we felt; the jokes, the stupid laughs, that was all me. I've changed. I've realized something. I crashed a funeral today.
• Jeremy Grey : [ mutters ] Oh Jesus.
• John Beckwith : It wasn't my idea, I was basically dragged to it.
• [ to Jeremy ]
• John Beckwith : I went with Chazz who you forgot to tell me is totally insane. He also might be a genius because it actually does work, he's cleaning up.
• Claire Cleary : John!
• John Beckwith : I'm sorry, I'm sorry. That's neither here nor there. Anyway, I saw this widow and she's a wreck. She has just lost the person she loved the most in this world and I realized we're all going to lose the people we love. That's the way it is, but not me. Not right now. Because the person *I* love the most is standing right here and I'm not ready to lose you yet. Claire, I'm not standing here asking you to marry me, I'm just asking you not to marry *him* and maybe take a walk, take a chance.
• [ Kathleen Cleary walks into John's bedroom, unbuttons her blouse and shows John her boobs ]
• Kathleen Cleary : I just had my tits done. You like 'em?
• John Beckwith : [ shocked ] Those... seem like lovely tits.
• Kathleen Cleary : William doesn't give a shit about my tits.
• John Beckwith : Well, darn him. But Mrs. Cleary, this is pretty sudden...
• Kathleen Cleary : Oh, you been playing "Cat and Mouse" with me ever since you came here.
• John Beckwith : Mrs. Cleary, I don't...
• Kathleen Cleary : Call me Kat.
• John Beckwith : Okay, Kat.
• Kathleen Cleary : Call me "Kitty Kat".
• John Beckwith : Okay, Kitty Kat. This feels "borderline" inappropriate.
• [ Kathleen walks closer to John ]
• Kathleen Cleary : Feel them.
• John Beckwith : What?
• Kathleen Cleary : I said feel them!
• John Beckwith : Mrs. Cleary...
• Kathleen Cleary : Kitty Kat.
• John Beckwith : I'm sorry, Kitty Kat, are you out of your fucking mind?
• Kathleen Cleary : I'm not letting you out of this room until you feel them.
• [ Completely hesitant and nervous, John feels her boobs; Kathleen moans softly ]
• John Beckwith : Wow, they feel really nice. Real orb-like. It's amazing what they can do...
• [ Kathleen shudders and puts her blouse back on ]
• Kathleen Cleary : Pervert!
• [ John has just referred to an aunt, only to be told by a guest that she is dead ]
• Jeremy Grey : How many times you gonna do this shit? Rule #32: You don't commit to a relative unless you're absolutely positive they have a pulse.
• John Beckwith : Rule #16: Give me an up-to-date family tree. That was your mistake. You made me look like an idiot.
• Jeremy Grey : Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion!
• Chazz Reinhold : So how's my protégé?
• John Beckwith : Jeremy, believe it or not, is getting married!
• Chazz Reinhold : What? What an idiot! What a loser! Good! Good! More for you and me.
• Mrs. Kroeger : You shut your mouth when you're talking to me!
• John Beckwith : What are you doing? It's a game of touch football, every time I look over you're on your ass again.
• Claire Cleary : [ to Sack ] I can't marry you.
• Sack Lodge : Secretary. Your daughter's a little...
• Secretary Cleary : Sack, I've always liked you. So I put up with your stories about scallops and otters, and it's all good because you seem to make her happy and that's what matters to me most. But this is *her* decision.
• [ he makes a mock salute to her ]
• Secretary Cleary : I stand by my daughter.
• Sack Lodge : [ waving him off ] You don't know shit.
• Jeremy Grey : [ confessing to Father O'Neil ] You wanna know what the kicker is, father? Maybe I'm a little fucking crazy. That's right, maybe Jeremy's a little nuts. Maybe there's something about me that I'm a little cuckoo. I know it's a surprise, I know it's not on the surface. I mean, I had an imaginary friend when I was kid, and his name was Shiloh! We used to play checkers with each other every day, and bless his heart, Shiloh would always let me win!
• Randolph : [ In unrated version ] You banging the daughter and the grandma? How much jam you got, man?
• Jeremy Grey : Jam, I...
• Randolph : Listen man, the family dog lives downstairs. I can wake him up for you if you like. His name is Snooky.
• Jeremy Grey : You could not be more wrong about what's happening here...
• Randolph : Just be gentle with her, OK? She be pushing 90.
• Jeremy Grey : Jesus Christ!
• Janice : I've got the perfect girl for you!
• Jeremy Grey : [ sigh ] Janice, I apologize to you if I don't seem real eager to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there, you're wondering do I have food on my face, am I eating, am I talking too much, are they talking enough, am I interested I'm not really interested, should I play like I'm interested but I'm not that interested but I think she might be interested but do I want to be interested but now she's not interested? So all of the sudden I'm getting, I'm starting to get interested... And when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door cause then it's awkward, it's like well goodnight. Do you do like that ass-out hug? Where you like, you hug each other like this and your ass sticks out cause you're trying not to get too close or do you just go right in and kiss them on the lips or don't kiss them at all? It's very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you're just really wondering are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions? Perhaps play a little game called "just the tip". Just for a second, just to see how it feels. Or, ouch, ouch you're on my hair.
• Janice : Okay...
• Jeremy Grey : OK, can you, can you put that so he can't see it? Thank you. Hey, Janice... great talk.
• Todd Cleary : Death, you are my bitch lover!
• Secretary Cleary : Todd, that's good! Tell that mean ocean!
• John Beckwith : Sorry I'm late.
• Jeremy Grey : No problem.
• John Beckwith : I'm sorry I called you white trash.
• Jeremy Grey : Apology accepted.
• John Beckwith : And I'm sorry I called you hillbilly. I don't even know what that means.
• Jeremy Grey : John, it's OK. Do you mind if I get married now?
• John Beckwith : That brings us to the question of frequent flyer miles.
• Mrs. Kroeger : I want them.
• John Beckwith : Know what we're gonna do? We're gonna split them right down the middle. How would that be, Mr Kroeger?
• Mr. Kroeger : It would be not good at all. I earned those miles.
• Mrs. Kroeger : Yeah, you earned them flying to Denver to meet your whore.
• Mr. Kroeger : She's not afraid to express herself sexually if that's what you mean.
• Mrs. Kroeger : She's a stripper, for God's sake.
• Mr. Kroeger : She is not.
• Mrs. Kroeger : Her name is Chastity. She is white trash, same as you. Hillbilly!
• John Beckwith : You better lock it up.
• Jeremy Grey : No, you lock it up!
• John Beckwith : You lock it up!
• Jeremy Grey : You lock it up!
• Jeremy Grey : Lock it up!
• Bratty Kid : I want a bicycle.
• Jeremy Grey : Listen, a bicycle is going to take a lot of balloons and frankly, uncle Jeremy is a bit tired. How about I make you something else?
• Bratty Kid : I just want a bicycle!
• Jeremy Grey : Why... why are you yelling at me?
• Bratty Kid : Make me a bicycle, clown!
• Jeremy Grey : All right, I'm going to make you a bicycle. But I don't want to make you a bicycle.
• Bratty Kid : Shut your mouth, funny guy, and make it.
• Jeremy Grey : [ later ] Take that, you hyena, don't say thank you.
• Flip : Yeah! Crabcakes and Football. That's what Maryland does!
• Jeremy Grey : Just a couple of kids who like to fuck, tryin' to make it honest, I get it...
• Jeremy Grey : [ about Gloria ] She took me below deck for forty-five minutes. I have no bodily fluids left in me.
• Jeremy Grey : Does anyone know what this here is used for?
• Little Boy : Rollin' a fatty?
• Jeremy Grey : No... Not for... Where'd you learn that?
• Jeremy Grey : Have you even shot one of these things before?
• John Beckwith : The whole 17 years we've known each other I've been sneaking off to go on little hunting trips around the world. No, I don't even know what the fuck a quail is!
• Jeremy Grey : I feel totally ridiculous. Like why do I have to be in camouflage? So the big bad quail doesn't see me?
• John Beckwith : I know. Why can't we hunt something cool like a hawk or an eagle, something with some talons?
• Jeremy Grey : That'd be awesome. We could get something like big game. Even like a gorilla or a rhinoceros or a fucking human being! That'll get you jacked up.
• John Beckwith : That's a little heavy.
• Jeremy Grey : I mean like, hunt a human being right now, "Most Dangerous Game". Like a worthy adversary. Not a human being that's armed, but a clever, a clever, human being who knows the jungle. Or the woods.
• [ talking at the dinner table about Franklin Roosevelt ]
• Grandma Mary Cleary : But that wife of his, Eleanor... Big dyke! Huge dyke. A real rug muncher. Looked like a big lesbian mule.
• Sack Lodge : Claire, you get your fucking ass on that altar right now!
• John Beckwith : Wow, we're getting a great preview of what marriage is gonna be like with Ike Turner over here.
• John Beckwith : [ to a group of children at a wedding ] Love doesn't exist, that's what I'm trying to tell you guys. And I'm not picking on love, 'cause I don't think friendship exists either.
• Jeremy Grey : Tattoo on the lower back? Might as well be a bullseye.
• Hindu Woman : [ while dancing at a wedding reception ] French Foreign Legion?
• John Beckwith : Yeah, we lost a lot of good men out there.
• [ cut to another reception ]
• Bridesmaid : Mount Everest?
• Jeremy Grey : I don't like to talk about it because we lost so many good men out there.
• John Beckwith : We lost so many good men out there.
• Bridesmaid : Playing with the Yankees?
• John Beckwith : Yes, with the Yankees you loose good men to trades and unruly fans. Look I don't want to talk about it. I'm sorry.
• John Beckwith : Secretary Cleary, I'm John Ryan.
• Secretary Cleary : Hi, John.
• John Beckwith : I just wanted to tell you how much I enjoyed your position paper on economic expansion in Micronesia.
• Secretary Cleary : You've read my position paper?
• John Beckwith : I read it while I was sailing my boat to Bermuda.
• Secretary Cleary : A sailor? Good man! Take a seat. You didn't happen to catch my speech on the Paraguayan debt and money supply issue did you?
• John Beckwith : Are you kidding me? I thought it was great! Your argument for the inverse ratio of capitalization to debt was genius. Now if we could just get Congress not to be so short-sighted.
• Secretary Cleary : Yes! Well put. Short-sighted. John, what d'you say we head onto the deck and light up a couple of cigars?
• John Beckwith : Stogies?
• Secretary Cleary : Yeah.
• John Beckwith : Why not?
• Sack Lodge : What's this, uh, company called?
• Jeremy Grey : [ Screaming because Gloria is secretly masturbating him to the end; climaxing ] HOLY SHI...
• John Beckwith : [ Thinking fast ] Shirts and Pants! Holy Shirts and Pants. It's a little corny and obvious, but what do you get out of being subtle, right?
• Jeremy Grey : A friend in need is a pest.
• [ Claire enters the bathroom and finds Sack vomiting in the toilet ]
• Claire Cleary : Are you okay?
• Sack Lodge : Well, Claire. My head's buried in a toilet. What do you think? You do the math.
• Claire Cleary : Honey, it's ok to be vulnerable sometimes, it's just me.
• Sack Lodge : You know, you can just cut that psycho babble bullshit your mom tells you ok? You wanna help me out? Do ya? Do ya kid? Why don't you go get me a 7Up, ok? All right, 'cause I think I might get vulnerable again.
• Jeremy Grey : Do you know what that awareness is, Gloria?
• Gloria Cleary : What?
• Jeremy Grey : That we're all one. That separateness is an illusion, and that I'm one with everyone - with the Prime Minister of England, and my cousin Harry, you and me, the fat kid from 'What's Happening,' the Olsen twins, Natalie Portman, the guy who wrote 'Catcher in the Rye,' Nat King Cole, Carrot Top, Jay-Z, Weird Al Yankovic, Harry Potter, if he existed, the whore on the street corner, your mother. We're all one.
• Claire Cleary : So is it just about the money?
• John Beckwith : No no, it's about, uh, investing in companies that are ethically and morally defensible.
• Sack Lodge : Well, like what? Give me an example.
• John Beckwith : Like what? Well, there's the company that we have where we're taking the, the fur or the wool from sheep and we turn it into thread for homeless people to sew. And then they make it into cloth, which they in turn sew, then um... make little shirts and pants for other homeless people to sell. It's a pretty good deal.
• Jeremy Grey : [ fumbling his words because Gloria is giving him a hand job under the dinner table ] People - People helping people.
• Claire Cleary : That's - that's very admirable.
• John Beckwith : Thank you. Although, don't make me out to be a saint just yet. We do turn a small profit. After all, someone has to pay for the, uh,
• [ motions to Jeremy ]
• John Beckwith : Lap dancers for the big guy here.
• Jeremy Grey : [ laughing pleasurably ] Oh, ha ha ha, he's joking around. It feels so good when he jokes.
• Vivian : Would you say you're completely full of shit or just 50%?
• John Beckwith : I hope just 50 but who knows.
• Secretary Cleary : Once Sack and Claire tie the knot, two of the great American families, the Clearys and the Lodges, will finally unite.
• John Beckwith : And then of course you can challenge the Klingons for interstellar domination.
• [ stunned silence, then Claire laughs ]
• Claire Cleary : What is true love?
• John Beckwith : True love is your soul's recognition of its counterpoint in another.
• Claire Cleary : It's a little cheesy but I like it.
• John Beckwith : I read it on a bumper sticker!
• Jeremy Grey : Are you kidding me? I love crab cakes! They're phenomenal!
• Jeremy Grey : I'm gonna go see Dr. Finklestein and I'm gonna tell him we have a whole new bag of issues. We can forget about mom for a while.
• Secretary Cleary : Well, the guy wants to run for president, he thinks Moby Dick is a venereal disease.
• [ Todd gets up angrily from the dining table ]
• Todd Cleary : I'll be in my room, painting.
• Todd Cleary : Homo things!
• Jeremy Grey : Gloria, I apologize to you as I don't seem real eager to jump into a forced, awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there, you're wondering, 'Do I have food on my face? Am I eating? Am I talking too much? Are they talking enough? Am I interested? I'm not really... And when am i supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door? 'Cause then it's awkward, it's like "Well, good night." Do you do like to ass-out hug? Where you like... you hug each other like this, and the ass sticks out because you're trying not to get too close. Or do you go right in and just kiss 'em on the lips?

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The Wedding Crashers Motorboat Gif: Hilarious Wedding Comedy Moment

Weddings are joyous occasions filled with love, laughter, and the promise of a lifelong commitment. However, amidst the celebration and grandeur, there exists a phenomenon that has both bewildered and amused many – wedding crashers. These uninvited guests manage to blend into the crowd, indulging in the festivities without the bride and groom’s knowledge. While their presence may be met with mixed emotions from the couple, one thing is for certain: wedding crashers have become a source of fascination in popular culture.

What are wedding crashers?

Wedding crashers are individuals who attend weddings without an invitation. They are like undercover agents, slipping into the celebration undetected. From free food and drinks to dancing the night away, wedding crashers relish in the enjoyment of someone else’s special day. While their motivations may vary, the thrill and adventure of crashing a wedding entice many individuals to partake in this unconventional practice.

The motorboat GIF and its significance

One particular aspect that has gained attention in the realm of wedding crashers is the motorboat GIF. This animated image perfectly encapsulates the essence of a hilarious wedding comedy moment. But what exactly is a motorboat GIF? It is an animated portrayal of a person rapidly shaking their head side to side while making a sound effect that mimics a motorboat’s engine. This playful and silly gesture has captured the hearts of many and has become a staple in popular culture.

The rise of the motorboat GIF in popularity can be attributed to its widespread sharing on social media platforms. Its infectious humor and relatable nature quickly spread like wildfire, making it a go-to response in various online conversations. It’s no surprise that this GIF has found its place among the lexicon of wedding crashers.

The connection between wedding crashers and the motorboat GIF

Wedding crashers have been depicted in popular media, with films like “Wedding Crashers” serving as a prime example. These movies showcase the shenanigans of individuals who sneak into weddings unannounced, bringing chaos and hilarity along with them. The motorboat GIF, with its unmistakable gesture, has become synonymous with these scenes and is often used as a humorous reference to the practice of crashing weddings.

Further solidifying the connection, the motorboat GIF has become a symbol of wedding crashing in internet memes and references. From online forums to social media groups, individuals share this GIF when discussing the escapades of uninvited wedding guests. Its ability to invoke laughter and create a sense of camaraderie among internet users adds to its cultural significance.

The impact of the motorboat GIF on wedding culture

The rise of social media and the prevalence of viral content have transformed the way we interact with weddings. The motorboat GIF’s popularity has contributed to this evolution. People attending weddings may be more inclined to capture funny moments that can be shared online in the hopes of creating their own viral sensation.

With the motorboat GIF influencing wedding guest behavior, couples and industry professionals have had to adapt. Wedding planners have started incorporating interactive elements during receptions to encourage organic moments of humor and entertainment. Couples have even embraced the idea of unexpected guests, opting for creatively themed weddings that incorporate the element of surprise.

Etiquette and consequences of crashing weddings

While crashing a wedding might seem like harmless fun, there are potential legal and ethical implications to consider. Trespassing on private property and causing disruption to an event can lead to unwanted consequences. Countless stories have emerged of crashed weddings, some ending with the crashers being escorted out by security or even facing legal action.

It is important to approach crashing weddings with caution and respect for the couple’s wishes. If you find yourself in a situation where you are tempted to crash a wedding, it is essential to reassess your motivations and consider the potential impact of your actions. Remember, weddings are personal and intimate events that should be celebrated with the consent of the couple.

The phenomenon of wedding crashers and the motorboat GIF have become intertwined in wedding culture. While wedding crashers bring an element of unpredictability and amusement, it is essential to respect the boundaries set by the couple. The motorboat GIF serves as a humorous symbol of this unconventional practice, entertaining both participants and observers alike. As weddings continue to evolve, it will be fascinating to see how the influence of the motorboat GIF and wedding crashers shape future celebrations.

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Actress Jane Seymour says that she couldn't turn down her role in the Owen Wilson/Vince Vaughn comedy Wedding Crashers . Seymour played Kathleen Cleary, the wife of Christopher Walken's Secretary William Cleary, who takes a particular liking to Wilson's character. The film was directed by David Dobkin and co-starred Rachel McAdams, Isla Fisher, Bradley Cooper, and Will Ferrell. Wedding Crashers has since become a classic of the genre and is a frequently quoted film of the mid-2000s.

Seymour has been on the acting scene for over 50 years, kicking things off as a Bond girl in Roger Moore's Live and Let Die , before taking on a multitude of roles in film and television throughout her career. She's best known for her work on the show Dr. Quinn: Medicine Woman , which ran for six seasons throughout the 90s. Seymour also appeared in Smallville as Genevieve Teague and later appeared in notable shows like Netflix's The Kominsky Method , as well as the currently-running detective series Harry Wild .

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Talking to EW , Seymour commented on her library of titles, including Wedding Crashers , which she says was "too funny" not to do and that she knew "exactly" what she wanted to do with the part. The actress had just finished her run on Dr. Quinn and said that the script for Wedding Crashers was "the funniest thing" she'd ever read, noting how vastly different it was from her role as the good-hearted doctor in post Civil War America. " The fans will literally go nuts if they see me do this ," was Seymour's initial thought on the part, but the prospect of doing a role so vastly different than what she'd been doing was too good to pass up.

Seymour says that she met with Dobkin and one of the producers, who said they loved her work, particularly in Bond, but neither had seen or heard of Dr. Quinn: Medicine Woman . "They didn't how funny it would actually be to have me, ex-Dr. Quinn, playing Kathleen Cleary," said Seymour, continuing, "They didn't even realize until the premiere that people even really knew who I was. It was funny." Seymour also commented on the impact of Wedding Crashers on her career and public persona, saying that it's followed her everywhere, mostly in reference to the scene in which she shows her bare breasts to Wilson's character in the film. "People come up and they go, 'Motorboat, motorboat!' Really."

A sequel to Wedding Crashers has been discussed time and again, with the film almost going into production recently before getting sidelined yet again. It's been 17 years since Wilson and Vaughn crashed weddings and fell in love, so it's unclear what a sequel would be, but with their comedic chops, there's no doubt something that could merit their return to those characters. Even if there's never a Wedding Crashers 2 (and it's not looking likely), the original stands as one of the funniest comedies ever made, which is due not only to the main characters, but the side characters as well, including Seymour's "Kitty Cat" and Ferrell's guest appearance as Chazz Reinhold, making it pure comedy gold.

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Wedding Crashers: 10 Behind-The-Scenes Facts About Making Of The Movie

It’s hard to remember a time when Vince Vaugh and Owen Wilson weren’t a great comedy duo, or when Rachel McAdams , Bradley Cooper and Isla Fisher weren’t recognizable stars, but that was the case before 2005’s Wedding Crashers. Movie fans quickly grew to love the comedy, and as cast members recall many behind-the-scenes stories you can tell they have a strong love for it as well.

This is why rumors and anticipation persist about a long-awaited sequel for Wedding Crashers . An August report from the Atlanta Journal-Constitution reported that Wedding Crashers 2 was listed among active projects by the Georgia Film Office, but we may have to pump the brakes. While there does appear to be interest among former cast members, Owen Wilson denied reports that they were planning to begin shooting in August to Variety in June.

But while all we can do is speculate about a potential sequel, we’ll always have the original Wedding Crashers . Here’s some fun behind-the-scenes facts you may not have known about the classic comedy.

Producer Andrew Panay Conceived The Idea From His Own Wedding Crasher Experience

Usually what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, but not if what happens inspires a great comedy. In retrospectives for Wedding Crashers ’ 15th anniversary in 2020, producer Andrew Panay told Variety and Mel Magazine how his own experiences put the idea of Wedding Crashers in his head.

While in Vegas with a friend, Panay said on their way to the pool they ended up in a wedding reception just for a few minutes, but the fun experience stuck with him. Add in the excitement that he , and Panay thought there was a movie there.

Eventually, he teamed up with screenwriters Steve Faber and Bob Fisher to write a script, with the duo adding some of their own experiences crashing lobbyist events when they were D.C. interns.

Isla Fisher Gave One Of The Wildest Auditions Ever

One of the three breakout stars of Wedding Crashers along with Cooper and McAdams, Isla Fisher’s biggest credits prior to 2005 were Shaggy’s love interest in Scooby-Doo and a supporting role in David O. Russell’s I Heart Huckabees . So unsurprisingly, she needed to audition for her role as Gloria Cleary.

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Fisher recalled to Mel Magazine that many well-known actresses were also up for the role of Gloria, including Shannon Elizabeth and Anna Paquin . She made sure that she stood out among the competition though.

In the mentioned Mel Magazine article, casting director Lisa Beach said:

Isla Fisher was the funniest audition ever. She came into the room and did the scene where she puts the make on [Vaughn’s character] in the bathroom and suddenly just goes out of her mind. And Isla, dare I say, spread her legs, flopped me down on my back and was just crawling all over me.

Needless to say, she got the part, and we've been able to enjoy Isla Fisher movies ever since.

Gene Hackman, Tommy Lee Jones Were Considered For Sec. Cleary Role

Christopher Walken memorably plays the patriarch of the Cleary family in Wedding Crashers , Secretary of the Treasury William Cleary. But there were a handful of other big name actors that director David Dobkin was considering for the role.

Dobkin explained to Variety that he wanted an actor in the role of Sec. Cleary that would be intimidating to Vaugh and Wilson’s characters without ever having to actually threaten them. Options he considered were Gene Hackman, Tommy Lee Jones and, according to a conversation with The Ringer, Burt Reynolds.

Walken was Dobkins' clear number one choice though, and he reached out to him first. The Oscar-winning actor accepted.

Jane Seymour Worried About What Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman Fans Would Think Of Her Role

The other half of the Cleary parents is played by Jane Seymour in the film. In the early 2000s, Seymour’s most recent claim to fame was her role on Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman , for which she had been nominated for two Primetime Emmys. When she first read the script for Wedding Crashers , she was immediately worried about what fans of Dr. Quinn would think of her in the film.

Speaking at the Edinburgh Film Festival in 2015:

It was straight after I had stopped doing Dr. Quinn and I thought, oh my gosh, this thing is out there but hysterically funny. The Dr. Quinn fans will go nuts when they see this, this is R-rated, they’re not going to be happy about this, there’s nothing family about this. So I closed it up and then I thought well we’re not doing Dr. Quinn anymore and this is really funny.

However, Seymour still had to audition for the role, something that she had rarely done in her career. But it was during her audition that she found one of her character’s most iconic moments. Seymour revealed to Entertainment Weekly that the hiss that she adds when she tells Wilson’s character to call her Kitty Cat was an in-the-moment decision and what she credits for landing her the role.

The Opening Wedding Crashing Montage Took A Week To Film

Wedding Crashers starts off with an extended montage of Vaughn and Wilson’s characters having the time of their lives at a series of weddings they crash. It’s a fantastic sequence that gets the energy of the movie rolling right off the bat. David Dobkin knew how important the montage would be for the film and devoted a lot of time to filming it.

The shooting of the montage scenes was the first thing that was shot during production, and would be the only thing they would shoot for a week for a scene that was just one page worth of script. As Dobkin told Entertainment Weekly , everyone wondered why they spent so long on the sequence, including Vaughn, but he says they used just about everything they shot to make the most of the montage.

One way that they did make things a bit easier for the sequence’s production was creating multiple weddings on a single set. Shooting in a conference room, Dobkin said that they would do one side up as an Indian wedding reception and the other as a Jewish wedding reception. This strategy was used with "about half a dozen rooms" to film the receptions.

Vince Vaughn And Owen Wilson Came Up With Most Of The Wedding Crashers Rules

Among the more memorable parts of Wedding Crashers is the list of rules Vaughn and Wilson’s characters cite throughout the film (I’ll cop to having a poster of the rules in my dorm room). However, these rules were not passed down by Chazz Reinhold or even the screenwriters.

In the 15th anniversary retrospectives in Variety and Mel Magazine, Dobkin, Vaughn and Wilson all say they actively worked together to get the script, written by Steve Faber and Bob Fishers, into its final form. In a separate interview with IGN , the two stars revealed that included most of the rules for crashing weddings.

According to the stars, there were only about two rules mentioned in the original script, but whenever they would work on a scene with some improvisation they would often create new rules to go along with their rants.

As far as abiding by the rules, Wilson says he always tries to stick to rule no. 17 when he’s at a wedding: “Blend in by sticking out.”

Dobkin And His Editors Referred To NFL Broadcasts For Editing The Football Scene

Despite the audibles called by Vaughn’s Jeremy and the intensity that Bradley Cooper’s Sack brings to the game, the touch football sequence is far from an NFL game, but that didn’t stop Dobkin and his editors from treating it like one.

In an examination of the scene by The Ringer , Dobkin explained that when he was a film student at New York University a professor told him if you want to see how to edit a great scene, watch the NFL. The professor believed there were few better at knowing when to insert a cut and what emotion to go for in a particular moment.

Dobkin took the lesson and applied it almost literally for the touch football game. He said:

It’s always really guided me. I had that in mind when I went to go shoot this scene, because there are so many points of views, so many characters and so much movement.

Chazz Reinhold Was Not Originally In The Script

Another instance of Dobkin, Vaughn and Wilson's collaboration paid off with one of the best movie cameos ever.

Chazz Reinhold, the man who invented the rules of wedding crashing, is mentioned in an early scene, but in the original script his character does not appear. As told to Entertainment Weekly, Wilson thought it would be funny if at some point they crash a funeral, then Dobkin thought it could be a perfect opportunity to introduce the Chazz character in the flesh while Wilson’s John is at rock bottom. Wilson ran with it and wrote the scene.

Filming the scene was a bit more difficult. Everyone wanted to have Will Ferrell play the part, but up until midnight before they shot the scene, according to Dobkin, they still were trying to get a commitment from Ferrell ( Nicolas Cage was plan B ). The former Saturday Night Live star did ultimately arrive on set to play the role, but they only had him for one day. It was a rapid process, but it turned into comedy gold.

Wedding Crashers Shut Down D.C.’s Constitution Ave. During Rush Hour For Final Shots

As John and Jeremy ride off with Claire and Gloria, Dobkin and crew were able to pull off an incredible shot of the Washington Monument as the final image that both symbolizes a point of growth for the characters from earlier in the film when they watched the sunrise over the monument and as well as a bit of immature humor with a phallic-looking building. It’s a great shot, but required a lot of logistics to make it work.

Dobkin told The USA Today that they had more than 40 cop cars on set that day to shut down traffic along Constitution Ave. in D.C. during rush hour (as a D.C.-area native, I can assure you this certainly caused a lot of headaches for the production and daily commuters). Dobkin called it a total mess as they worked to get in four takes of the final shot.

Wedding Crashers Was The First R-Rated Comedy To Break $200M At The Domestic Box-Office

Nowadays it seems like every big comedy is R-rated. But before films like The Hangover , Deadpool or Judd Apatow’s biggest films made bank at the box-office, R-rate comedies weren’t guaranteed successes. In fact, Wedding Crashers was the first R-rated straight comedy to crack $200 million at the U.S. box-office (action-comedy Beverly Hills Cop did gross $234 million).

Wedding Crashers would hold that top spot for highest-grossing R-rated comedy of all-time for just four years until The Hangover topped it in 2009, per IMDb’s Box Office Mojo .

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Jeremy: Why don't you try getting jacked off under the table in front of the whole damn family and have some real problems, jackass. What were they like anyway? They looked pretty good, are they real? Are they built for speed or for comfort? What'd you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat? [makes motorboat noises] You motor-boating son of a b*tch, you old sailor, you! Where is she? She still in the house?

John: What is wrong with you?

Jeremy: What do you mean, what's wrong with--? What's wrong with you?

John: No, what's wrong with you?

Jeremy: No, what's wrong with you? You're projecting!

John: Drop it.

Jeremy: You drop it! You stop projecting on me! Why don't you go enjoy yourself while I go ice my balls and spit up blood.

John: Drop it!

Jeremy: Team player!

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'Wedding Crashers' at 15: Jane Seymour put the hiss into Kitty Kat, but almost passed on R-rated role

Jane Seymour almost talked herself out of starring in  "Wedding Crashers."

Seymour, the star of the wholesome "Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman," admits it was a quick conversation before she joined Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson, who play nuptial-crashing friends Jeremy Grey and John Beckwith in the 2005 R-rated comedy. 

Her Kathleen Cleary channeled a modern-day Mrs. Robinson for a topless seduction scene with Beckwith in which she purred, "Call Me Kitty Kat" with a feline hiss.

"I thought the fans would die if they saw it," Seymour, now 69, admits of her "Crashers" reservations. As the David Dobkin-directed comedy turns 15, Seymour says her favorite memory is, "My decision to ignore these thoughts about my audience."

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Seymour came up with the Kitty Kat hiss

The former Bond girl Seymour says that once she decided to go for the Cleary role, she had to earn the part through auditions, not her strongest suit. But in her Kitty Kat delivery, she added the perfect cat reaction.

"The line was written, but I added the little (hiss) at the end and the facial expression," Seymour says. "That was 100 percent mine. And they offered me the role."

Shooting the scene, she recalls Wilson was the far more nervous of the two. But he still had the wits to come up with Kitty Kat's exiting line. "Owen said, 'This time when you leave, why don't you turn around and just say 'PERVERT!' So that was Owen and it was brilliant," Seymour says.

Bradley Cooper brought the Sack rage

Cooper's career breakout role came playing jerky Sack Lodge, intent on marry Cleary's daughter, Claire (Rachel McAdams). The actor went full throttle playing the manic bully, which bowled over the cast.

"Everybody brought their A-game, but Bradley's was on steroids. Or crack. It was like, he was like insane," Seymour says. "There was no question in any of our minds that Bradley was going to become a major star from this."

Cooper was also the life of the party at the Inn at Perry Cabin Resort, the film location where the entire cast stayed during the shoot.

"My room was next to Bradley Cooper. So everybody came past my room," Seymour says. "Somebody should have made a movie about making this movie is all I'm saying."

Vince Vaughn would motorboat through the script

Vaughn could not be contained in his "Wedding Crashers" improv. 

"I don't think he even read what was in the script, to be perfectly honest," says Seymour, alluding to Vaughn's bawdy "motorboat" line from the movie. "I mean, he motorboated through every scene."

Shooting the elaborate family dinner, a painstaking process which could have been "tedious," Seymour says Vaughn kept the energy going at the big table by feeding off-color lines to Ellen Albertini Dow, who played Grandma Mary Cleary. 

"He got her to repeat everything he said, and just wanted to see what bad stuff he could make her say," Seymour says.  "We were all dying, trying not to ruin the take by laughing. Most of this stuff didn't end up in the movie. But my gosh, that was hilarious."

Seymour's audience loved the part

Besides being one of her favorite roles, Seymour's gamble paid off, as "Wedding Crashers" opened the door for new comedic roles. "It turned my career around, and showed the world I am a comedian," Seymour says.

There were added benefits, such as the increased attention of "30-something-year-old" admirers. 

"Literall,y, I'd walk down the street and I'd go, 'You must be kidding. I'm twice your age. I have children your age.' " Seymour says. "But it was very flattering."

If there is a "Wedding Crashers" sequel, which has been discussed around the anniversary, Seymour is all in. 

"I consider 'Wedding Crashers' one of my career highlights," Seymour says. "I would be sad if they didn't ask me back."

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If you live on the Chesapeake Bay and you’ve seen the Owen Wilson/Vince Vaughn comedy Wedding Crashers , you know the local landmarks used in its filming. Much of the scenery was captured in Easton, and the Inn at Perry Cabin in St. Michaels stands in for a fancy family estate.

Then, of course, there’s the Woodwind II , the Annapolis-based cruising sailboat with a starring role. For the film’s 15th anniversary, Schooner Woodwind Sailing Cruises is holding a special “Wedding Crashers Week” of sails. Cheryl Costello steps aboard for the inspired behind-the-scenes theme week. Watch below:

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